MISSING: PIGGY'S SPECS! REWARD (a sense of pride and peace with the universe) IF FOUND

In case you guys missed my announcement in class yesterday, Piggy's specs have gone missing. 

To the perpetrator - I applaud your sense of dramatic irony.  In the story, Piggy's glasses are the symbol of intelligence and civilization.  The fact that you stole them from the very classroom where we are attempting to use them to gain intelligence and study the nature of civilization and is a good argument for Golding's views on the fragility of law and order.  HA!  I MADE YOU LEARN!

Now please return my specs- don't make me lose hope in humanity.